I've decided that I need to start documenting the things I'm forced to say to Everett, in public, on a regular basis. Because things come out of my mouth that I could have never imagined ever would.
The two most recent I can remember:
At a sushi restaurant...
"EVERETT, YOU CANNOT EAT STICKY RICE OFF THE BOTTOM OF YOUR SHOE!!!!!"
In the middle of a crowded mall after purchasing new underwear for Everett...
"EVERETT, YOU CANNOT WEAR UNDERWEAR ON YOUR HEAD! TAKE THEM OFF!!!"
At home...
"EVERETT, YOU CANNOT LICK THE DOG!!!"
*this one actually happens a lot...you cannot lick the floor/table/your sister/your friends, etc.
Just added, in the bathroom...
"EVERETT, YOU CANNOT LICK MILK OFF THE BATHROOM RUG THAT YOU PEE ALL OVER!!!" [yes, that really happened, and I nearly vomited]
On the plus side, the people around us are always cracking up, so at least he's (and me?) providing a free show.
Saturday, January 3, 2015
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